Well shit my pants, and call me susan.
Posts tagged WHAT THE F
- plot twist: honey boo boo hates honey
- me: mom, what are we having for dinner?
- mom: jennifer aniston.. OH SORRY I MEAN RICE. NICE, BLAND, RICE.
- teacher: so is susan here?
- susan: present.
- teacher: do you prefer susan? or sue? suzy?
- susan: you have to call me night hawk.
- Youngins: OHMYGAAD JILL OMG LOL XOXO TXT IT OMG ELOHEL WE'RE SO DRUNK. OMG WTFFFF LOOOL XOXOOX
- World: Ya'll mothafuckas need jesus
- me: I'm going to chat with nice, beautiful people
- omegle: lol. good one. nice try.
- pitbull: mr worldwide.
- friends: omg omg omg omg who do you like dijonae?
- me: omg you guys, I can't say, he might lyke hear us.
- friends: what?
- me: he's all around us
- friends:
- me:
- friends:
- me: it's jesus, i like jesus. Cat's outta da bag. Or da bible.
- One direction: lol up all night. Yolo.
- Dr. Oz: that's very unhealthy for you. You could die.
- WebMD: OLOL YOU PROBS HAVE THAT KIND OF CANCER WHERE YOU DON'T SLEEP. LOLOLOLOL SUX 2 B U.
- person: I want to have sex with you
- gaga: I WANT YOUR WHISKEY MOUTH ALL OVER MY BLONDE SOUTH.
- shakespeare: omg not even I can compare to that ya'll
- rihanna: let's playah da wii bruda
- rihanna's friend: omg loool, i'm gonna beat you man!
- chris brown: beat you to it. yolo
