Well shit my pants, and call me susan.
- plot twist: honey boo boo hates honey
- plot twist: I hate it when you call me big poppa
- me: -spends a dollar
- mother: OMG HOW DARE YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE POOR NOW, OMG HANDLE YOUR MONEY OMG HOW DO YOU PLAN ON SURVIVING IF YOU SPEND ALL OF THIS MONEY
- ok
- me: mom, what are we having for dinner?
- mom: jennifer aniston.. OH SORRY I MEAN RICE. NICE, BLAND, RICE.
- teacher: so is susan here?
- susan: present.
- teacher: do you prefer susan? or sue? suzy?
- susan: you have to call me night hawk.
- Youngins: OHMYGAAD JILL OMG LOL XOXO TXT IT OMG ELOHEL WE'RE SO DRUNK. OMG WTFFFF LOOOL XOXOOX
- World: Ya'll mothafuckas need jesus
- me: I'm going to chat with nice, beautiful people
- omegle: lol. good one. nice try.
- pitbull: mr worldwide.
- friends: omg omg omg omg who do you like dijonae?
- me: omg you guys, I can't say, he might lyke hear us.
- friends: what?
- me: he's all around us
- friends:
- me:
- friends:
- me: it's jesus, i like jesus. Cat's outta da bag. Or da bible.
